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Inside AFL Grand Final Day, From Parade to Premiership Cup

A whole state takes a public holiday for a parade, the gates open six hours before the first bounce, and half-time belongs to children and a footrace.

Flat editorial illustration of a ring of tiny repeating stadium seats around a green oval seen from above, warmly lit, with one seat left empty and a small blue dot beside it.
One hundred thousand seats and a gap you could only find on paper. Illustration: Joyful Take.

The Wiggles rode through Melbourne in branded utes on Friday 25 September 2026, a few vehicles ahead of the two football teams doing the same thing. That parade is why Victoria, alone among Australian states and territories, hands its workers a public holiday for the day before a football match. I find the running order of this day more revealing than either team's game plan, because almost every slot in it was argued over at some point and then kept.

The day starts on Friday, and the state clocks off

Victoria has gazetted the Friday before the grand final as a public holiday since 2015. It floats, because it follows the AFL fixture rather than the calendar, and no other state observes it. The parade itself is much older, running since 1977, and it has moved around Melbourne more than once.

The 2026 version began at 9:30am with The Wiggles performing at Melbourne Park, then rolled from John Cain Arena through Melbourne Park and Birrarung Marr, across William Barak Bridge, and finished in Yarra Park beside the stadium. The players travelled in Toyota HiLux utes. So did Dorothy the Dinosaur, Wags the Dog and Captain Feathersword, in a Wiggles-branded convoy of Big Red Utes, and I am not sure any other championship parade on earth includes a tree of wisdom.

Gates at eight in the morning for a half-past-two start

Melbourne Cricket Club members can get in at 8:00am. Everyone else waits until 10:30. The stadium then spends four and a half hours filling up while a tightly scheduled sequence of ceremonies runs on the turf.

The published 2026 Toyota AFL Grand Final running order.
Time (AEST)What happens
8:00amMCC gates open for unreserved seating
10:30amPublic and AFL Reserve gates open
1:25pmG Flip opens the entertainment
1:33pmRetiree motorcade, with Mike Brady performing Up There Cazaly
1:39pmKylie Minogue's pre-game set, about 20 minutes
2:26pmNational anthem, sung by Michael Paynter
2:30pmFirst centre bounce

That 2:30pm slot is the part outsiders find hardest to believe. Prime-time football pays better, and the league has repeatedly declined to move. The cost of holding the line lands on the west: in Perth, where one of this year's finalists is based, the biggest match of the season started at 12:30pm.

Half-time belongs to children and a footrace

There is no half-time pop act. ABC News spelled that out for anyone who went looking for one. What fills the interval instead is Auskick, the junior program, whose participants play actual matches on the MCG surface while 100,000 people watch.

Alongside them runs the Telstra Half-Time Sprint, a 100-metre dash for eight of the competition's fastest players. Cathy Freeman fired the starting pistol in 2026, twenty-six years after her own 400 metres in Sydney. Gold Coast's Jed Walter won it for the second year in a row, ahead of Tasmanian VFL runner Brandon Leary and West Coast's Willem Duursma, and the prize was 5,000 Australian dollars for the winner's junior club. Given the choice between a stadium show and a paid-forward gift to a junior club, the AFL picked the second one, and I think that is the single most charming half-hour in major sport.

The cup arrives with someone who already won one

Each club nominates its own cup presenter before the match, so the trophy comes from inside the family rather than from a blazer. My favourite part of the arrangement is who the two clubs picked. Brisbane chose Simon Black, who played a club-record 322 games, won premierships in 2001, 2002 and 2003, took the 2002 Brownlow Medal and the 2003 Norm Smith Medal. Fremantle chose Shaun McManus, an inaugural Docker.

Brisbane's win meant Black handed the cup to coach Chris Fagan and co-captains Harris Andrews, Josh Dunkley and Hugh McCluggage: one three-peat passing the silverware to the next. The premiership cup has been presented since 1959. Paul Roos presented the Jock McHale Medal to the winning coach, and Roger Dean the Ron Barassi Medal, an award for winning captains that only started in 2024.

One seat short of full, on paper

The MCG's published capacity is 100,024, counting 95,000 seats and 5,000 standing places. The announced crowd was 100,023. Treat the one-seat gap as an accident of how two figures are rounded rather than a lonely empty chair, because configurations shift and capacity is not a turnstile count. The genuine attendance record still belongs to 1970, when 121,696 people packed in before modern safety limits existed.

The ground is contracted to host this match every year until 2059, which means a child at half-time Auskick this year could plausibly play in a grand final here, retire, and come back to present the cup. On the evidence of how this day is built, the running order will look much the same when they do.

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