September 15, 2026
Everything Joyful Take published on this date: 2 main stories and 4 related reads.
Money and Tech · Main story
The Tiny Camera Blades Inside the iPhone 18 Pro Rumors
Apple's September 9 event has come and gone, but the rumor pile it left behind is still worth sorting. The most interesting thread is a mechanical one: a camera aperture that can physically open and close.
5 min read
Entertainment · Main story
Meet The Shangles, Andrew Garfield's Secret Bugsy Malone Band
Actor Andrew Garfield has formed a low-key passion-project band playing songs from the 1976 musical Bugsy Malone. Here is how a teenage youth-theatre role turned into an adult garage band.
5 min read
Money and Tech · Related read
A Field Guide to Variable Aperture on a Phone Camera
The iPhone 18 Pro rumor that keeps sticking is a camera that can physically change its opening. Here is what that means, why it is hard to build, and when you would actually notice it.
4 min read
Money and Tech · Related read
iPhone 18 Pro Rumors vs iPhone 20 Rumors: Two Very Different Bets
One rumor is about a camera that moves. The other is about a phone with almost no visible hardware at all. Comparing them tells you more about Apple's direction than either rumor does alone.
3 min read
Entertainment · Related read
Andrew Garfield Plays Sam Altman In Luca Guadagnino's Artificial
Luca Guadagnino's satire Artificial casts Andrew Garfield as OpenAI chief Sam Altman during the chaotic November 2023 boardroom coup. Here is what the production actually covers.
3 min read
Entertainment · Related read
Beyond The Spider-Man Mask, Andrew Garfield Sees An Open Suit
More than a decade after proposing an LGBTQ Spider-Man, Andrew Garfield is still standing by his conviction: the beauty of the costume is that anyone can see themselves underneath.
3 min read